We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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