i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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