I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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