Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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