Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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