we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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