I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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