Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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