As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
