carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I FOUND THE LEGS
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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