Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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