There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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