: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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