I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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