She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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