you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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