i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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