We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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