Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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