Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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