Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
He is an equal opportunity slut.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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