so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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