The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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