3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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