i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
nutella sex= disaster
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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