I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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