I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
