i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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