so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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