is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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