end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
only if we run a train.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.