idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?