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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

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  well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

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  what chic?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'

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• (562): View more from California

  Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (415): View more from California

  I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.

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• (650): View more from California

  Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it

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