it was like eating out sand paper
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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