so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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