he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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