you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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