When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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