So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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