they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My vagina just clenched in fear
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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