Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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