I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
