Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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