she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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