You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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