Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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