i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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