and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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