god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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