do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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