My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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