Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
is wine microwaveable?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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