Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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