she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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