i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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