The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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